Picture the scene: you've finally rid your house of an unwelcome intruder – you know the kind, stealing your wine, flirting with your husband and just generally making a nuisance ...
If, after the cliff-hanger of the previous episode, you were expecting an instant reunion between Kim and Kit, you'd be sadly mistaken. There's just a little more to tease you ...
Martha's rushed off her feet at the Surf Club and, with only Alf there to help her, wants him to get his driving licence organised ASAP.But when he does make ...
The bright city lights are far from welcoming for Kit, whose fears about whether or not she's done the right thing by Archie fail to be eased by her new ...
It's Geoff and Annie's first day at Summer Bay High, and Sally's giving the pair the grand tour. It's pretty much what you'd expect, with the exception of Lucas's less-than-welcoming ...
In the aftermath of Jazz's revelation, Drew is convinced of Jules's guilt; his former best mate lied about Jazz having been in the caravan the night before, after all. But, ...
Jules is taking his time about leaving the Bay, and Jazz is less than impressed. "Surely you don't need me to invent a family crisis for you?" she asks threateningly. ...
After their more-than-friends farewell kiss, you may think that Kit and Kim are on track for a more permanent reconciliation. You'd be wrong. After everything, Kim is still umm-ing and ...
With Hugh and Kit each ready to leave the Bay, and looking for more than words – specifically, more than a non-committal "I don’t know" – to get them to ...
Kit's fears over Archie’s health were justified after all, and as you'd expect, this does very little to ease the growing tensions between members of the Kit-Kim-Rachel-Hugh web of desire. ...
After a disastrous attempt at a date, Martha wakes to find herself in a barn, being scrutinised by the two understandably surprised-looking teens whose residence it is. She manages to ...
You'll need your ear protectors for this bit. "How dare you bring drugs into our home?" shrieks Leah, as dogs begin to howl and birds fall from the trees. "What ...
Dan and Leah are spending their morning phoning around friends to see if anybody's seen Drew. Talk about shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted. But Belle, who ...
Honestly. This programme has more sexual tension than a bunch of nymphomaniacs in a slinky factory. Forget Hugh and Rachel, and Kim and Kit, and Alf and Colleen - because ...
Oh, come on. Every living creature from the earwig up saw that one coming. And your average amoeba probably had an inkling about it too.Yep, we're talking about Hugh checking ...
Rachel and Kim are always moaning that each of them never listens to the other. How we wish we didn't have to listen to either of them. "We keep having ...
Ah, the sound of silence. Enjoy it while you can, because Kim and Rachel are about to start bickering again. It's their first appointment at the fertility clinic, you see, ...
Well, at least Jules has still got his health. "The ultrasound has ruled out any internal injury", quacks a doctor, and we presume that it's ruled out pregnancy as well. ...
Does anybody know how long Jules is in the show for, please? By stealing Alex's motorbike and ploughing it into a ditch, you can only assume that he was valiantly ...
For the benefit of those who are just joining us, we'd like to point out what a cold-hearted tool Leah's recently-returned brother Alex can be. But nothing could sum this ...
First Amanda and Peter fled back to the city; Naomi was hot on their heels. Now, with the revelation that Kit is going back there too, we're wondering if we ...
Every woman every man, join the Caravan of Love (proprietor: Naomi Preston). Half of Summer Bay High (the male half) seems to be doing just that when Lucas tips up ...
Yep, it's the summer silly season, that time when newspaper editors make up a load of old cobblers in order to shift a few more copies of their tawdry rags. ...
Naomi bedding Lucas, then. "So this is why she didn't snap up the permanent position immediately", coughs a faintly embarrassed Brad. Well, yes. Especially since her new role as Whore ...
