Oh, how Drew longs to yank Belle away from Lucas using that weird dog leash-type thing she wears around her neck like some kind of emo Calamity Jane. However, for ...
Sally and Alf can't believe that Martha didn't open up to them about her pregnancy and subsequent abortion, but we certainly can. After all, it must be bad enough having ...
How old are you? Blimey, you don't look it. But imagine taking the number of years you've spent on god's green earth and then spending the same amount of time ...
Ask a silly question, "Hey, Granddad, what's it like in prison?" Well, Ric, it's great fun. As long as you like stitching mailbags and being leered at in the shower ...
With Ric's trial only a day away, everybody is doing their best to remain positive. This is no mean feat, mind you, as the chances of him walking free are ...
Mandy has just woken up in a bed that certainly doesn't belong to her fiancé and she doesn't remember how she got there. If only she realised that it was ...
People we don't want tipping up on Episode Guide's doorstep include men who try and bully us into switching gas suppliers; serial-killing Avon ladies; Colleen Smart (in any capacity); and ...
Danica Patrick should hang up her driving gloves. Penelope can stay in that pit stop. And Princess Anne might as well swap her Range Rover for Maureen Rees's mobility ride. ...
It's the day of Rocco's funeral. We shouldn't think you'll need a hanky. But Sally is alarmed when she hears that, as he has no family to pay for a ...
"Just leave the organisation of the party to me", Kelli says, with a big evil smile. Eh? What party? You know - Amanda and Peter's engagement party, which Kel has ...
Jack is horrified by the fact Ash has lied to Martha and not yet ended his marriage to Rianna. He can't believe it; she deserves so much better. And as ...
We'll excuse you for doing a comedy double-take at the beginning of this episode. No, you haven't tuned into Prisoner: Cell Block H (ask your Liza Minnelli-loving uncle) but the ...
As Rocco lies deathly still in his hospital bed, Sally stands over him with a furrowed brow. Go on, love, unplug his life support! You might as well carry on ...
"Are you accusing me of having an affair?" asks Amanda, as if it's something of which she's completely incapable. Well, unless those flowers came for Ryan, then that's exactly what ...
As if we weren't already worried about Amanda (hah!), we discover that Kelli - the woman with a peculiar hatred for the letter Y - isn't working alone. You see, ...
"I didn't do this, OK?" Ric attests, as Sally, Matilda and Brad look on at him aghast. Well, you might say that mate, but the fact that they found you ...
That Ric is a bit tasty with his fists, innee? Let's put on Morag's mahoosive Thunderbirds-style spectacles and wrinkle our noses at the evidence. When he first appeared in the ...
We don't know about you, but Sally is crap at remembering things. Such as people's phone numbers; what she came into the kitchen for; who knifed her in the guts ...
Martha's departure from the house has clearly made Morag feel even worse about herself than she did the day before. Alf hopes she isn't blaming herself for turning Martha against ...
"Martha well and truly hates me now", moans Morag, who is on the grog again. "Apparently, I'm an interfering old woman with no life of my own. I couldn't even ...
Ooh, Sally. What's different about you? Well, she's had something of an epiphany and has decided to take off her wedding ring permanently. She explains to Alf that it finally ...
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Typical isn't it? As soon as one person leaves your life another one steps in to fill the void. Amanda doesn't know whether she's coming or going, what ...
12.00 and 18.00Amanda is terrified when Belle is abducted, but an unexpected visitor steps in to help. Morag tries to protect Martha. Brad is surprised by Sallys progress. Kim struggles ...
Woo hoo! It's time for Lucas and Belle to make whoopee. Or is it? Well, even though they've set a date for getting nasty, both parties are nervous (albeit for ...