Never mind stopping traffic, a glance at Martha causes riots in girlie bars. Ric and Jack lunge for the stage in outrage when they see her winding and grinding up ...
Following her little turn around the maypole, Martha’s quaking backstage. Was that really her up there, gyrating in her skimpies? The crowd loved her though; Cam and Cindy descend, showering ...
Kitty’s so shocked after overhearing Kelli gleefully unveil her evil plan to Ethan, she dives for the door – bashing over a vase in the process. Kelli rushes in, panicked; ...
Nope, it wasn’t a dream; Belle and Drew really did spend the night perched on a tiny cliff ledge. When Lucas, Mattie and Ric awake in their cramped tent, they ...
You know it’s been a good party when the cops are on your doorstep the morning after. Martha shuffles down the hallway with a beast behind her eyes and opens ...
Summer Bay House is so homely these days, the aroma of cookie dough and the sparkling laundry Sally is permanently folding fairly wafts out of the TV set. One cookie ...
Kit is so not impressed to discover James has been dabbling with the demon weed. In a house where a policeman lives, of all places; and she doesn’t want her ...
Didn’t anyone ever teach Lucas that violence isn’t the answer? Punching Drew might have let off some steam but it hasn’t exactly had the desired effect; Belle’s still mongoosing around ...
We never thought the emo thing would take off in Summer Bay, but Lucas appears to heading down that slippery slope. The boy’s done nothing but gaze at his navel ...
As soon as Martha arrives for her first shift at the Rocket Club, she knows something’s amiss. “G’day, gorgeous,” a cretinous punter slurs as she enters. As she clocks her ...
It’s a wonder that anyone sitting on a plot as wicked as Kelli’s manages to relax, but our schemester du jour does manage to kick back with a glass of ...
It’s all getting a bit Romeo and Juliet chez Ric. “I could lie here for the rest of my life and be completely happy,” Matilda moans. They’re both incredibly pleased ...
There must have been a spillage at a nearby Viagra factory, because everyone’s got the horn in Summer Bay today. Sally’s barely got her dressing gown fastened as she sneaks ...
There’s nowhere like a Summer Bay classroom for airing one’s dirty laundry, and Lisa’s in her element, flinging Belle and Drew’s filthy undercrackers around for all to see. Belle lays ...
After all the excitement at the ball, Drew and Belle sidle off to the gym for a heart-to-heart. “I gave everything I had to Lucas. It still wasn’t enough,” Belle ...
Dear reader, you will go to the hospital fundraiser ball. Although, as it's being organised by Colleen - who resembles one of the frumpier Beatrix Potter characters - and will ...
Still reeling from Amanda's announcement, Kelli has to do some serious back pedalling to convince her sister that she's making a mistake. It takes about three hours, and she really ...
After yet another night on the sauce, Martha wakes up in the Surf Club with Louis Vuitton-sized bags under her eyes. She wanders down to the beach and throws herself ...
That incessant babbling, since you ask, is Matilda, Cassie and Lucas desperately bringing Peter up to speed on the latest developments with Ric. As it's a bit like listening to ...
Normally, when people move to "the city", you'd think they'd been swallowed by the Bermuda Triangle as they're never, ever heard from again. (For example: Henry who?) With Cassie, though, ...
"Amanda", growls Peter, as he thrusts his crotch in the direction of the cupboard under the sink. "What's going on?" Well, Kelli has a fair idea - of course - ...
