Following her little turn around the maypole, Martha’s quaking backstage. Was that really her up there, gyrating in her skimpies? The crowd loved her though; Cam and Cindy descend, showering Marth in champagne and flowers.“Martha, you were born to perform!” The Eyebrow slips her a wad of cash with a salacious wink, hinting that there are plenty more bonuses where that came from for a sexy little mover like Marth. Martha feels a bit wrong. Sally pops round to see her that night and is shocked to see the piles of cash Martha’s got lying around. Sal’s general stuffiness prompts Martha to ring Cam and offer her services as the Rocket’s star dancer.Scare mailAmanda’s still reeling from Kitty’s sudden disappearance. Kelli plays it down with a snide, “when has our mother ever do anything for anybody else?” Luckily, Colleen’s there to distract our Mand with talk of the hen night. Colleen gets busy cleaning the house and strategically positioning hand towels, and is there when the postman delivers a letter from Kitty to Amanda. When Kelli gets wind of it, she goes beserk, thinking her mum’s about to snitch on her. She spends the afternoon fruitlessly chasing Belle, who’s been put in charge of the wedding messages. She’s still not found her when the hens start arriving. Belle finally rocks up when the ladies are getting stuck into their chardonnay; Kelli spots the lethal letter poking out of her bag. She swipes it, just in time for Colleen to announce to Amanda that she received a letter from her mum. Kel hands it over, white-faced. Her heart pounds as Amanda opens the letter, growing emotional. It’s an apology from Kitty for deserting; she claims she had to leave for a job overseas. Kelli lets her breath out. Who says mummy never did anything for anyone else?Stag frightCindy visits the diner flat to help Martha pick outfits for that night’s performance. Martha’s eyes widen as she roots through the mess of thongs and tassels Cindy’s brought her, quizzing her about her child. She settles on a miniscule pink number and heads to the club. Meanwhile, not content with beating their chests with beer bottles at the stag do, Dan announces it’s time for Peter’s surprise. The boys jump in a cab and head for the Rocket club. As the lights come up, the crowd hoots at the sight of a bendy woman shaking her stuff on stage with her back facing them. She spins round and the stags freeze in shock. It’s Martha!

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