Naomi bedding Lucas, then. "So this is why she didn't snap up the permanent position immediately", coughs a faintly embarrassed Brad. Well, yes. Especially since her new role as Whore ...
Let's face it - Kim and Rachel aren't exactly made for each other. She's a high-falutin' doctor with spike heels and more qualifications than a university. Kim's job, meanwhile, is ...
Let's face it - Kim and Rachel aren't exactly made for each other. She's a high-falutin' doctor with spike heels and more qualifications than a university. Kim's job, meanwhile, is ...
Still unconscious from his drinking binge, Lucas is rushed to hospital to have his stomach pumped. "Oh good, he's responding to pain", says Dr Rachel, who takes her Hugh-related frustrations ...
"Did you sleep with Miss Preston?" asks Mattie, in wide-eyed horror. "What about Mum?" Well, yes, we assume Tony slept with her too. However, as she's been dead a month, ...
Here, dear reader, is the golden rule of snooping: if you don't want to find anything incriminating then don't flippin' look for it in the first place. Lucas would have ...
Cassie, a single woman on her first driving lesson, is stuck in a broken-down car, in the middle of nowhere, without her mobile, and with only a teenage boy who ...
Kim has just received the kind of frying usually reserved for muzzle-wearing Texan axe murderers on Death Row. And, as we all try not to think of the smell of ...
It's another typically awkward morning over at Rachel's place. Not only have her pancakes turned out like hubcaps, but neither Kim nor Hugh wish to share them. The only company ...
Morning is broken. And we fear that Lucas’s little heart is about to go the same way, especially when he calls by Naomi’s van first thing and tries to knock ...
Fancying one of your teachers is pretty much a rite of passage, we suppose. And Lucas’s desire for the luscious Miss Naomi to teach him French as well as English ...
“Nice pyjamas!” Kim hollers, ambling into Kit’s house. Kit prickles, suddenly wishing she’d donned her silken nightie instead of her old Paddington Bear jamas. Kim’s hair’s all ruffled, just like ...
The famous four feel Brad’s wrath as they slip into their marigolds and get stuck into their lunchtime detention, scrubbing down the school hallways. Sick of Jules’ moaning, Belle points ...
Jack mulls over the intense moment at Martha’s flat the night before. “Maybe we are more than friends?” he ponders. Tony reckons Martha’s been though a hell of a time ...
Martha scrambles around in the Rocket’s office, trying to make her voice heard over the pounding music and shattering glass downstairs.When smoke starts to pour though the door, scenes from ...
The penny is finally beginning to drop for Martha, now she’s caught Cam red-handed. He doesn’t deny robbing the diner but argues that he had no choice. Baddy loan shark ...
While Martha dodges lecherous Lou’s presumptuous paws and screams for help, Cam gurns thoughtfully over his whisky out in the club. He finally decides to step in and save the ...
Cassie rips down Jules’ cheeky posters sadly. He’s unrepentant; he still reckons it’s pretty funny, and it will keep her off his back. He’s wrong though. With Lily out of ...
“Oh God,” Kit gasps, detaching her lips from Kim’s. “Where did that come from?” a baffled Kim demands. Kit feels ridiculous and is relieved when Tony interrupts. The next morning ...
“I couldn’t have planned this better if I tried,” Kelli crows madly, peering over the wrecked car. Amanda lies pinned inside, whimpering, while petrol spews from the engine. Kelli unveils ...
Kelli is not at all pleased with Amanda’s decision to skip town. How’s she going to exact her wicked revenge if the Mand leaves the Bay? There’s only one thing ...
Despite everything, Peter can’t help but feel a twang of pity when he spots a forlorn Mand shuffling down the beach under a thundercloud, having been ejected from Beth’s memorial ...
Tony’s brooding in the dark, taking a moment to deal with Beth’s death. He’s not exactly jumping in his board shorts at the prospect of the memorial service – it’s ...
Kelli masterminds yet another evil plan. Lily and Matilda’s lives are in danger. Martha thinks about leaving Cam and the club. Tony struggles to cope in the wake of Beth’s ...
