Fancying one of your teachers is pretty much a rite of passage, we suppose. And Lucass desire for the luscious Miss Naomi to teach him French as well as English is a classic example. He visits her van to apologise for letting his gametes get in the way of his studies, but is met with a decidedly cool reception. While there, he notices that Naomi has one of her favourite books out from the library - and comes up with a cunning plan. Youre not going to write her another poem, are you? Ric sighs, remembering all-too-well the last one, which rhymed love with dove, boy with joy, and sex with kecks. No, Ric, its worse than that. Luc makes his mate ferry him all the way to the city, where he picks up the rare piece of literature as a gift for his teacher. Hey, it beats an apple. But will Naomi quite literally throw the book at him?Death, bed
Beths dead. Boo hoo hoo. Sniff. But its not all bad, kids, as she was completely minted and had a massive life insurance policy worth three hundred thousand smackers behind her too.
Kit and Matilda are looking forward to callously spending their way back to happiness, but they think that Tony should also take a cut of their snuffed mothers considerable bounty.
How does fifty grand sound, Tone? Well, the fact that he throws himself into the sea by way of a response isnt exactly the gratitude that the girls were expecting.
We can see where hes coming from, though. After all, cold hard cash wont mend his broken heart - let alone ease his stirring loins.
Thank heavens, then, for Naomi, who welcomes Tony into her van and plies him with vodka while gesturing at her cleavage.
A vulnerable Tony succumbs to her advances. That rumbling noise you can hear is Beth spinning in her grave. Shes not even cold, Tony! Tsk!
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Dont let the door hit your arse on the way out, love.
Thats right - Amanda has decided to pack her bags and head back to that unspecified city down the road, and Dan and Belle are less than impressed.
Not again, Belle sighs, while rolling her eyes and twirling her bootlace. By the end of the afternoon youll have changed your mind, she declares.
However, Mand insists that this is the only solution to her problems - and Belle is quick to put the blame on Peter.
Bet youre happy now, she mopes, when she spots him in the diner. Shes not the one who should be leaving.
Irene, having seen how hard Belle is taking Amandas decision to leave, visits the blonde bombsite to have a word.
Shes not dealing with it very well, explains the Rene, as Mand narrows her eyes like an asp going in for the kill.
One heart-to-heart later and all is well. Belle even gets the idea to throw a going-away party for her useless mum.
Well, we suppose some things ought to be celebrated.
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