Darren: I think to take part in some of the events you’d need to train or you’d injure yourself, it’s like anything, if you’re going to take it seriously, you need to put the training in there, but it’s all good fun.

I’m too scared I think…. Now, you’re also the faces of The Versus Chart on 4Music - what’s that about then, I hear singers do battle and I once saw that TV programme on MTV where little Plasticine people were wrestling, Celebrity Deathmatch was it? I wasn’t a fan of that.

Darren: Yeah, it’s not really like that, we don’t have any Plasticine characters in it… it’s mainly just me and Matt supporting an act each and we go head-to-head and show the videos and chat about what makes them unique and then we come to a decision of who we think is best.

Matt: we sort of become the barristers of both of the acts.

But what if you get someone dead rubbish like Chico and The Cheeky Girls?

Darren: Oh no, we don’t pull the artists out of the hat, we sit down and we have a serious chat about which bands would make a genuinely interesting competition. We’ve had some very interesting ones like The Killers Vs. Kings Of Leon and Beyonce Vs. Jay-Z. we’ve just rapped up out second series and it’s on 4Music at the moment every Sunday afternoon. You’ll enjoy that…

Ooh, I’ll check it out when I have my duvet day… so you’re also getting behind the launch of the new Sony Ericsson W995 Pink by hosting a speed dating event, what’s going to happen there then?

Matt: It’s a bit of fun really, we’re going to go down there and give away a load of new phones as the new Sony Ericsson W995 Pink is coming out which is exclusive to The Carphone Warehouse and someone said “let’s do speed dating” and we though why not! I’ve never been before and Darren’s never been before so we thought we’d see what happens and get people talking.

Aww, I need to get involved, it’s Valentines and I’m going to be eating an entire tray of Thorntons Chocolates and watching PS. I Love You… but what if hundreds of girls turn up but only about 50 men?

Matt: Well then it will be very different…

Darren: Well it’s not just a speed dating event, we’re going to invite couples to take part in Mr & Mrs competitions too.

Oh wow, I wish I was in London, I can get a phone AND a man AND watch Mr & Mrs…

Darren: well I actually think it’s coming all the way from Daresbury [Where Ruth FF lives] to London.

Yes! It needs to come to my local pub… either The Viper Lounge or Evenwood Farm.

Matt: Bring it on, we’re sort it out. Is it the one opposite the church? That’s where Max got married.

Darren: The Church on the way from Warrington to Daresbury, it’s on.

Woo! It’s so exciting I love it, it’s like we’re neighbours. I can’t wait, I need a new boyfriend and a new phone, so the Sony Ericsson W995 Pink is clearly the way forward, thanks for talking to me about it boys!

FemaleFirst - Ruth Harrison