You'll spend ages getting ready- It's a one off so you might pay to get your hair, nails and make-up done professionally so it'll last longer and you can hide your drunkenness under layers of good waterproof mascara, expensive foundation and strong hair spray.
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You'll drink prosecco- It's a special occasion so you all pretend that you're drinking the pukka stuff and not some cheap knock off.
You'll eat nibbles- To line your stomachs and soak up the copious amounts of alcohol you intended to put away. But not too many- because- BLOAT.
There'll be penises, lots of penises- On straws, head gear, walls, shaped like sweets, pasta, snacks bowls- essentially more dicks than you can shake a cock shaped stick at.
You will play 'I've never'- And the bride will have to reveal where she's grinded up against the future groom while his mother fake smiles in the background. *Awkward*
There'll be lots of love- Some of you have never met before and will probably never see each other again- but for one night you're all besties and declare your love for each other.
Someone will cry- Over something trivial- or not- but tears are inevitable- and everyone thinks the cure is? Another shot!
You'll eat lots of carbs- After a few dinks you no longer care about the bloat and just eat whatever you can get your hands on. Carbs don't count when you're drunk right?
Someone will get distracted by one of the men folk- Even though it's a girl's only night- some just can't help but sext their partner because they're drunk- and therefore horny.
The single ones will flirt with anything that moves because they want to wear a veil decorated with penises one day too.
Wake up with at least one penis stuck on you- You may have collapsed in bed with a penis tiara still in tow or a straw tucked in your bra, but a penis will appear at some point during your hangover time for sure.
You'll add each other on Facebook- And cringe every time your phone vibrates and as you're tagged in picture after picture of you all sucking the penis shaped items you brought along for the ride.