Although we like a wedding to run smoothly, clearly the people on Twitter like to speculate how you could rustle some feathers on the big day. They have come up with a challenge to #ruin a wedding in 5 words, so we have come up with some of our own.
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‘He slept with the bridesmaid’- 'He' being the groom of course. There have been instances where this has happened and on the wedding day too. Why spend all this money only to ruin it before it has just begun? And it’s not just the grooms that get up to mischief it’s the brides too!
‘That dress doesn't suit her’- Every bride is different and so is every female onlooker- chances are that most of the women in the audience would not choose the same dress for themselves, nor would they have chosen it for the bride. But guess what? It’s not their big day; the bride likes it and that’s all that matters. Save the bitchiness for home or that is all she will remember for the rest of her days.
‘The Lannisters send their regards’- If you hear this- run- run like the wind- there is clearly going to be some sort of blood bath, things set on fire or an upcoming war so just doge out while you can.
‘I Ross, take thee Rachel’- Don’t whatever you do say the wrong name at your wedding. Stay focused on the vow part if nothing else or you could end up getting kicked in the nuts, getting a big box of 72 stemmed red roses cut up into mulch and an ultimatum to not see your best friend anymore.
‘My test came back positive’- Unless it’s a pregnancy test and the couple are hoping for a quick transition into family life- this is a mood killer. Nether the bride or the groom can wait for the day to be over so they can also get tested and instead of love and adoration there is just resentment and doubt.