Divorce papers- Are exchanged instead of a ring, still on one knee but his speech is filled with hate rather than love.
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You ask for your ring back- Because that baby was expensive!
You openly tell others why it's such a good idea- The kids are going to love having two Christmases and two sets of presents.
Your parents are elated- Because they knew from day one that he wasn't the right guy for you.
You post it over Facebook- A hand minus the ring- what freedom.
Now you can travel wherever you want- And not have to compromise or wait for your partner to get the time of work.
People publicly acknowledge- Your ability to sleep with new people.
You save the date- For your divorce party.
You call it even- You had good times and bad, you can forget and forgive, just as long as she gets half his money.
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