If you tell someone you're vegan you might find yourself being asked one or more of the following questions. To save you time and energy, all you curious beings- I will answer them for you.
What do you put in your coffee?
How do you live without cheese?
Just fine- I eat vegan cheese instead.
What do you put in your coffee?
I don't drink coffee. But if I did- almond, hemp, soya, coconut or hazelnut milk.
What do you eat for breakfast?
Toast with Marmite or porridge with almond milk.
Does the smell of bacon make you want it?
No, because when I see and smell bacon all I think is- why are we calling it by another name? It's a dead pig in a pan.
Is breast milk vegan?
Yes because the mother is willingly giving her baby her milk.
Do you wear leather?
No.
What about silk?
Nope.
What about wool?
Never.
Why do you think you're better than me?
I don't. This is a personal choice- just as yours is to eat meat. Each to their own.
What is your stance on honey?
I eat agave or maple syrup instead.
What about goat's cheese?
It's still animal based cheese so no I don't eat it.
Aren't plants living things too?
Yes but they don't feel fear or pain like animals do.
What about coconut milk?
Love it in a good Thai curry!
Is peanut butter vegan?
Yes it's perfect on toast or a spoon!
Wasn't Hitler a vegan?
So?
Is semen vegan?
If the person is willing to share it- then yes.
I tried to be vegan for a day- couldn't do it!
Thanks for sharing. If you ever want to go vegan again- you know where you can find me for support, info and help.
If I paid you lots of money would you take a bite out of this cheeseburger?
No.
Would you kill a mosquito?
No. But I would protect myself from being bitten by one.
Wouldn't cows explode if you stopped eating them?
Cows only lactate when they give birth- if people stopped forcibly impregnating them- they wouldn't lactate anymore. And the milk would go to its rightful owner- their baby.
If you kiss someone right after they've eaten meat- does that count?
No. Many couples consist of a vegan and a non-vegan- so kissing after a meal might be on the cards. But the vegan isn't eating their partner's meat based meal so they still qualify as veggie.
You're on a desert island- you're starving- would you eat meat?
No. I would eat what the plant based foods the non-meat eating animals on the island do.
If you don't eat meat why do you eat fake meat?
It often contains lots of protein and it tastes great!
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