Jules killed his girlfriend. And we think he'll kill again. Actually, no, we don't, but Drew still wants to find him and bring him back to the Bay. After Drew tells Peter and Dan that Jules's bike was stolen - cue much-eye rolling from the grown-ups - he enlists their help to track him down. Drew fears that Jules will only get himself into more trouble if they don't find him pretty damn quick; at the very least he might brick himself if he has to steer his bike through a large puddle. Feminism gets dragged back to the 1950sIt's sordid business as usual down at the club. Cindie has a question for Cam. "What are you doing business with Terry for?" she beseeches. "He's the worst kind of loan shark." There's a best kind? Doubt it. Anyway, after some sweet-talking from her fur-browed lover, Martha agrees to give up her evening to attend a dinner with a potential investor. Lou is his name, and he looks like Rory McGrath after a nasty accident in the Just For Men factory, so quite frankly you really wouldn't. Imagine Martha's horror when the dirty, vile old sod begins to stroke her thigh beneath the table! Cam begs her not to make a scene; Martha reluctantly agrees to tolerate Lou for the time being. Little does she know, though, that Lou wants more than just conversation. "Martha's a thoroughbred mare", he says, as we all go open-mouthed in shock. "They don't come easy, but they're quality all the way." Charming. It's no wonder that Marth decides to hang up her thong. Can Cindie persuade her to stay in the game a while longer? Mother's meeting

Hurray! Lils is feeling better. But she still sounds pretty rough. "Hey Mattie", she croaks, from the discomfort of her hospital bed. "You can come closer", she continues, as images of Little Red Riding Hood's near-miss with the wolf flutter through our warped little minds.

"What a strange old lady voice you have, Lily", says Mattie. "All the better to grate your nerves with, my dear", she replies. (Yeah, we get it - Ed.) Anyway, Lily's positive attitude helps lift some of the guilt from Matilda's shoulders.

Lily's mum Brenda, however, thinks Lily has no one to blame but herself. "How could you be so reckless Lily?" she carps, as her blue mascara comes alive. "I certainly can't afford to look after you if anything else goes wrong." Sally is shocked by Brenda's attitude and confronts her in the corridor.

"How can you walk out on her?" she sighs, in her best guilt-tripping voice. "Well she walked out on me", replies Brend, as she chokes back the tears. "Now that's the fact." Goodness me. Does the woman have a heart after all? Have we got a new Irene on our hands?

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