"Samibeenserrupawha?" asks Rowan, as Jack fixes him with his beadys. Er, pardon? Well, repeated rewinding helps us figure out that he is attempting to say "So, am I being set up or what?" in his muffled Aussie brogue. You see, Jack wants him to plant drugs on Cameron so that he can haul him off to prison and free Martha from a life of sweaty oglers and friction burns. Jack reminds Rowan that, if Cam actually gave a hare's fart about him, then he wouldn't have hung him out to dry in the first place. So will he help or not? "Either way," hisses Jack, "someone's going to jail for this." Yikes. "Do you want that to be you, or him?" he finishes, before standing back and folding his arms in smugness at his rhetoric. Obviously, it's a deal that Rowan feels unable to refuse. So, caught between a rock and a hard place, he scuttles down to the club - cocaine in hand - and sneaks into the Eyebrow's secret lair. However, just as he's about to stuff the coke into Cameron's manbag, the man himself walks in and catches him red-handed. And we suspect that the rest of his body will be of a similar hue once Cam's finished with him...Ryan scareDown at the beach, Ethan is wondering if the corkscrew-haired, granite-hearted Kelli is going to lay off her sister for a while. "When I'm so close to reaching my goal?" she screeches, "I will decide when we've done enough," she continues, "and that won't be until every last door in my sister's life is closed." She then goes on to complain about her wig rash and square toes à la Anjelica Huston in The Witches. The next part of her plan involves deliberately telling Amanda that Ryan will be home from a party an hour after his true arrival time; Dan is horrified when he pops round there to witness his son home alone and getting ready to stick a knife in the toaster. Kelli seasons Dan's soup of disgust by saying that Mandy left Ryan on his own because she wanted to go and get her hair crimped. This is the final straw for Dan, who lays a bear-trap for Amanda and blithely informs her that he'll be applying for permanent custody of Ryan. "Tomorrow, you'd better find yourself a good lawyer", he roars, as Amanda sobs and a cackling Kelli takes to her broomstick and silhouettes herself against the moon.Arrested development

Pole dancing takes a lot of practice - apparently - so we can't be too hard on Martha for throwing shapes like a baby giraffe trying to stand up for the first time. But thankfully she'll soon be put out of her misery, as Jack and the other boys in blue are about to descend on the club and have the place shut down.

As Martha and Cindy protest, Jack presents Cam with a warrant before heading straight to his office. He starts to sweat when he can't find the stash that Rowan planted, but McGrath is quick to come across it. That's right, kids, it ended up in Martha's handbag. Officers haul her to the car as she kicks and screams.

"This is not a good result for us Jack", bahs McGrath, who was expecting a haul big enough to ground an Airbus. Later, when questioned, Cameron implies that he thinks a cop planted the drugs. He's swift to implicate Jack, too, who suddenly twigs that the Eyebrow himself was the one who left the coke in Martha's purse. "You're the one who put her where she is", Cam insists, as a creepy smile spreads across his lantern of a jaw.

"You messed with me and it backfired on you. The big question, Jackyboy, is how you're going to fix it..."

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