Cam and Martha return from a romantic weekend away; their relationship is back on track. The Eyebrow is getting ready for work when he receives a call from Cindy, who hasn't found a babysitter for her walking talking Bratz doll of a daughter, Crystal. Look, we don't pick the names. Anyway, Martha offers to look after her but is surprised when she is presented with an eight year old who seems to be going on eighteen. Bowled over by this little girl's maturity, Martha is intrigued when Crystal tells her she has a secret. Martha encourages her to open up - and is shocked to discover that Crystal's father is Cam! A typically Martha-esque hoo-haa follows in which Little Miss Pole Position hands back her car keys and dance costumes before telling her partner to stick his eyebrow where the sun don't shine. Icky thumpRic and Matilda are relieved when they finally track down Lily - and as she's being portrayed by a surprised-looking pipe cleaner this is no mean feat. They reassure her that her secret is safe and that they'll look after her. However, unbeknownst to them all, Kyle (pronounced "coil") is watching their every move from the distance. Ric, Matilda and Lily return to Summer Bay House but are shocked to discover Kyle on the doorstep. An argument ensues just as Sally and Brad walk in and demand an explanation. A terrified Lily insists she doesn't want to go home with Coil, but when he later returns with Lily's haggard mum, Brenda, in tow - she's basically the resurrection of Irene's first incarnation - Lily is left with no choice but to do what she is told.

Later, still reeling from her traumatic afternoon, Cassie is pulled up short when she spots Coil in the Surf Club. She confronts him and calls him a coward, so he responds by grabbing her arm and threatening her with a drop of Lily's medicine. Yikes. However, this leaves Cass even more determined to help her friend...

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