Joe Swash

Joe Swash

Joe is given a video camera to film ‘a day in the life of the jungle’. Leaving the Bush Telegraph he did a tour of the dunny saying ‘The dunny, that’s our toilet, I don’t know why we call it a dunny’ and then said ‘that’s where I couldn’t do a poo for nearly 13 days.’

Getting into his role as a camera man, he headed into camp and filmed Martina in her bikini and said ‘as you can see she is very well formed with great biceps and a peachy arse.’

Asking the tennis champ to pose Martina added ‘I wish I had bigger boobs but you know what I had no help there,’

He headed onto the bus and filmed George sleeping and woke David up to ask if he would let him film the first ever video for his song Biff Baff Boff

David quickly got out of bed brimming with ideas and thought that they should take each line of the song and do an action that represents it, for the first line which is ‘wake up in the morning’, he would start off on a bed. He also said he would dress up with a tea towel wig and use toilet rolls for boobs.