George Takei
Martina and David return to camp with the chest. Today they would have to answer all twelve questions that relate to their time in the jungle. Provided with a black board they had to write their answers on the board.
George is given the task of writing the answers on the board and Joe read out the questions. The first one was ‘What critter was in the first hole of the Trauma Tank?’ Joe remembered what it was and they had they gained their first point.
George then correctly answered that he was the last person to enter the room at the Versace. The third question was ‘Which celebrity won the first head to head trial?’ ‘Me’ Joe correctly answered. Getting Nicola’s name wrong Joe then said what was the first thing Nicole ate during the I Scream Van trial?’ and correctly remembered that it was eyes.
The fifth question was ‘What name did Joe give Nicole’s breasts?’ and Joe quickly replied Pinky and Perky. But the sixth question stumped both Joe and Martina who could not remember what Joe called her bottom when they were competing in the ‘Big Dip’ so decided to come back to that.
Martina correctly remembered that Esther lost her virginity in Greece, whilst the other celebrities all knew that carbon dioxide was the answer to ‘In Hell-O-Phone’ Trail. David got the following question wrong: ‘What does the chemical formula C20 stand for?’ ‘I said water ‘cos I thought they said H20....the water was coming up and I thought there was a reference’ replied David.
They all also remembered that Dani was the second person to leave camp and Joe correctly guessed that it was Timmy’s beer that he and Nicola stole on day 13. ‘Remember I panicked and I didn’t like it’ he said.
George correctly identified that the Camp won a chocolate brownie when he, Martina, Joe and Nicola taught each other about their professions.
The celebrities also struggled with the final question, which was ‘Martina won ten stars for successfully completing the Carnage Trail. What food was delivered?’ Joe said the sea food platter but David thought that was delivered on his birthday so they went for Kangaroo stew. This was wrong, the correct answer was sea food platter.
Going back to the sixth question Joe and Martina tried and work out what he called her bottom. ‘What word would I say? I’d say you’ve got a firm arse, you’ve got a tight arse, you’ve got a perky arse.’
‘No you didn’t say perky’ replied Martina. They decided to opt for firm arse which was wrong, the correct answer was peachy.
Unaware that they had answered two questions wrong the celebrities eagerly gathered around the chest and were disappointed to find that for the first time this series, they had failed.
But Joe’s disappointment soon turned to excitement once he saw that instead they got two inflatable donkey suits and proceeded to put one on. Laughing, Martina grabbed the camera and they all took pictures with Joe in costume and Martina said ‘That was better than the food. We’re going to get food tonight anyway.’
But David was still disappointed, ‘We stood under 500 pails of water for you to wear that bloody suit.’