Crissy Rock

Crissy Rock

After two days of Royal jungle reign, Prince Willie has lost his princess. Hours before being booted out of the jungle by the public Lorraine said: “Four days ago I desperately wanted to leave but today I don’t want to go.”

Following her departure, Fatima said: “That was a shock and a disappointment.”

We look great together, and we have matching wrinkles

Chrissy in tears said: “We have a bond and it gets stronger as each one goes, I’m not usually a crier but I’m a blubbing wreck!”
Crissy Is Crowned Camp Princess

Jess came into camp and read another Royal laminate that told Willie he needed to pick a new Camp Princess.  Antony quipped, “It’s got to be Crissy”.

Willie started looking around the camp at the females, “I’ll go through them one by one”

Antony laughed and said, “A bit like your horses, choose the best”.  “You need a filly, you’re a stud now” smiled Crissy.
“I’m just trying to be practical, who is the best at sitting at doing nothing?....Crissy…you’d better come up here” said Willie.

The camp cheered as Crissy was crowned – Camp Princess.

Crissy sat on her throne and looked at Willie, “We look great together, and we have matching wrinkles”.

Shortly afterwards they picked the new roles for the camp; Jess became the ‘Camp Bike’, Mark became the ‘Camp Chef’, Fatima became ‘Camp Cleaner’, Antony was the ‘Camp Woodsman’, Dougie became the ‘Camp Skivvy’ and Emily was ‘Camp Washer’.

Crissy was sat on her throne and looked it up and down, she turned to camp and said “Do I look like I’m sat on a commode?!”


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