Antony Cotton

Antony Cotton

Dougie walks into camp with a camcorder and announces they have a new task to complete within the hour.  He explains they have one hour to record an episode of a jungle soap opera.

Dougie starts to sing the Coronation Street theme tune.

Mark plans the storyline in his head and starts telling everyone what their roles will be; “O.K, so you’re my best mate (points to Dougie), your Dad is Willie and my wife is Fatima.  You’ve come round to see me”.  Dougie picks up the rest of the storyline and says “and you catch us in bed together”.  Fatima says “You can jump out of the window and chase him”.

“I’m proud of myself as I created a storyline in 2 minutes, I told Tony and he directed brilliantly” said Mark.
“Junglesty is the title of the soap opera” smiles Antony.

They film a scene with Mark and Dougie fishing, Dougie doesn’t seem to be taking it as seriously as Mark.  Fatima keeps butting in with filming ideas, must to Antony’s annoyance.

The next scene is Fatima taking the dog to the dentist, she wants to send him to the vets but the boys think it’ll be more fun going to a dentist.  Fatima and Antony argue over this with valuable time ticking away.“We’re just trying to make it funny Fats” growled Antony.

Later Antony rushes Mark , “Come on darling, we don’t have much time, it just has to be organic, time is money”.
In a later scene, Mark comes home to find Dougie (his best mate) in bed with his Fatima (his wife).  He goes mad and starts chasing Dougie through the jungle.  Willie chases after them to save the life of his son Dougie, Mark catches up with Dougie and pushes him in the river….the end


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