Mark Tells Antony He Loves Him
Emily has competition in the jungle in the form of Antony Cotton. Their bromance turned up a notch yesterday when the TOWIE star declared his love for Coronation Street actor Antony.
Mark hugged Antony and said as he was heading off to the pool, “I think I’m falling in love with ya!”.
I need a medal, a certificate, I’ve just lost another half kilo
Antony replied quickly, “You’re not made of wood are ya?”.
Mark smiled and said “See you’ve always got a good come back that’s why I do love ya”.
Caring Antony then helped his new bff get changed behind a towel.
Antony smiled “If I was wicked you know what I could do right now” (referring to dropping Mark’s towel), Mark replied: “You wouldn’t”.
Crissy Has Her First Jungle Poo
Crissy walked back into camp cheering and singing, Mark looked up and said, “Have you had a poo?”.
Proud Crissy announced she’d just had a poo. Dougie smiled and congratulated her.
“I need a medal, a certificate, I’ve just lost another half kilo” declared Crissy.
“In boxing, if you hold the world title, fight and win they announce you as ‘still world champion’, if you’re fighting for it and win it then you’re the ‘new world champion’ said Mark who then walks to his bed and writes something on a piece of card.
He brings the card back and presents to Crissy – it reads “New World Champion Tom Tit Queen”. Crissy loved her award and does a little dance with Mark and Dougie and then starts to sing ‘I Feel Good’.
Reflecting on why she’s finally had a poo, Crissy said “It’s the duck wot done it” (referring to the earlier meal of duck).