That will be an advantage for me because I’m a fat bitch anyway
The Grass Is Always Greener
Having spent two days and nights in the Sin Bin, the ‘orange’ group celebrities were worried about winning the final Beat the Bugs challenge and having to continue performing all the chores in the camp. Meanwhile their rivals were relishing the thought of spending a night in the Sin Bin so they could put their feet up for a while.
Said Mark: “I’m really looking forward to going in there. Rest is the key to most athletes’ success; we can just doss about in there all day. It’s hard work being out here waiting on them.”
In the Sin Bin the celebrities were worried about having to clean up the mess in the camp made by the younger ones and having to wait on them hand and foot. But Stef was looking forward to cooking, she said: “What they cooked last night was a mystery it just resembled goo, like slime that would come off your head.”
Jessica-Jane hit back: “When Stef was moaning about the dinner and the ants, I thought, ‘right you can have another night in there, its war Mrs Toad!’ Stef thinks I don’t know anything that happened before I was born but she hasn’t got a clue about anything that happened after she was born, she doesn’t know what we are talking about half the time. I stopped listening to Stef a long time ago when she started to correct the way I said oregano.”
Willie added: “It’s a lose/lose situation – we get the rough end either way.”
Beat The Bugs – Weigh It Up
Fatima burst into tears and Chrissie ended up very upset after the final round of Beat the Bugs hosted by Ian Smith aka Harold Bishop from Neighbours.
In Weigh it Up one celebrity had to hold a box while the other scooped up as many of the bugs as possible – the box that held the most bugs won and were liberated or imprisoned in the Sin Bin.
From the sidelines Pat told Chrissie that she had to hold the box while Emily scooped up the bugs for the blue team. Chrissie responded by saying: “That will be an advantage for me because I’m a fat bitch anyway.” Emily managed to collect a total of 10.05kg.
Sinitta screamed and squirmed holding the box while Fatima got stuck into the bugs and the orange team won by collecting 10.60kg and won their way out of the Sin Bin while the blues were gunged and banished from the camp.
Crying tears of relief Fatima said: “There was so much pressure, I didn’t want to let anyone down.”