I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Day 6
Day 6 In the jungle - Janice And Lynne Pull Together For Bushtucker TrialJanice and Lynne were forced to work as a team for the Bushtucker Trial as Lynne sported a suit covered in ostrich food and was lowered into a pen of hungry ostriches by Janice.As the pair turned up to do the trial Janice saw the birds and yelled: "Are you kidding me? Are we going to have to ride those puppies?"
Ant and Dec then asked Janice what she thought the trial - named Nip and Pluck - involved.Janice replied: "I thought it was a hot plastic surgeon. I was happy to come today."
Ant explained: "Basically it’s very simple this trial, it’s like a game arcade grab machine. You know those machines where you use the claw and you grab things then you move it back? It’s like one of those but instead of little fluffy toys we have these ostriches."The pair of you has to work together as a team. One of you will be operating the claw from here, the other will be the claw. You will sit on this chair and you’ll be moved around by the operator and you have to collect the stars with your feet and put them in the basket at the other end of the pen. All of this while wearing the ostrich food suit."
Immediately Lynne said: "Of course I’ll be the one who wears the suit, don’t worry."Janice said: "I’ll operate."
Lynne said sarcastically: "That surprises me."Janice said: "It’s because I’m a really good operator."
Lynne: "So when I say, ‘Janice, can you just take me a little bit to the left a little bit to the right’, you’ll just calmly do that right? Please."
Janice: "Look at me, I have two children, you are under my umbrella, we are going to win this thing and there’s more of you to pluck."
Gesturing about her own body she said: "There’s nothing to pluck, they’re going to love you."
Lynne said: "Did you hear what I just said then?"Janice said: "Yes"
Lynne: "So when I say to you, because I’m going to be down in the pit."
Janice: "I heard it thank you."
Ant and Dec explained that the pair had ten minutes to get 11 stars then Ant said: "It’s up to you to decide who’s going to do what."
Janice said: "I’ll drive, she’ll be plucked."
Lynne said: "So which do you think is a tougher job?"
Janice: "Me? Driving."
Lynne said: "You don’t think it’s going to be difficult sitting in that seat?"
But Janice replied: "No Lynne, I’m going to guide you. You’re going to be the captain and I’ll be the co-pilot."
Lynne said: "And that’s how you see it?"
Janice: "I do. I’m a great driver."
Once Lynne got in the bright orange suit, which was covered in bird seed and had three buckets of bird food attached to it, Janice said: "That’s a great colour on you Lynne."
Lynne said: "Janice, just be calm and stop performing and just help me please. Please, I’m just asking you, that’s all I’ll ever ask you in my life."
Lynne climbed into the seat and got ready for the trial to start, but Janice lowered her straight away, without moving her near to a star.
Lynne yelled: "You have lowered me in the wrong place, but, never mind, take me straight ahead. Quickly, we have only got ten minutes Janice move it now. Will someone-Janice please."
Lynne managed to get one star between her feet but then Janice sent her flying straight into an ostrich. Lynne was not happy and started barking orders about where she wanted Janice to take her. After three minutes they had managed to get one star and Lynne was constantly shouting at Janice.
Janice said: "Lynne, you better stop or else I’ll back you right into an ostrich’s ass so fast it’s going to make your head spin."
But despite her warning Lynne continued to shout at Janice. Janice said: "I’m going as fast as the buttons are getting me there kitty-kat."
After getting two stars Lynne said to Janice: "Well done darling." But Janice snapped: "I’m not your darling."
The bitching continued until the pair got seven stars. Janice said: ‘Well done Lynnskers."
But stern Lynne replied: "Don’t say a word Janice, please."
As the trial ended Ant said to Janice: "Can you bring her back over here?"
But Janice snarled: "No, I’m letting her walk. Say, ‘I love you Janice’ and I’ll let you out."
Lynne said: "I love you Janice, you only had to ask."
After the trial Lynne told Ant and Dec: "There’s one person who will be surprised. Mr Rodney Marsh said, ‘this is going to be a disaster’."
To which Janice replied: "He’s an old prick."
Lynne Apologises To Janice
After the trial Lynne and Janice had a heart to heart on their way back to camp and Lynne apologised to Janice for anything she had done to offend her.Janice said to Lynne: "Can I finish a sentence without being interrupted? I know you might have been anticipating the trial, because you haven’t done it yet, I have been put through them on a daily basis, you did really well-"
Lynne said: "I wasn’t really worried that much."
Janice: "Can I please finish? I wasn’t finished, can I get a sentence out? I just want to communicate with you. I give up because everytime I try to communicate with you it’s just impossible.
"I’m not for the cameras this is for real. I feel we could get along better if you would just let me finish a sentence without interrupting or just trying to put in your opinion. You are a phenomenal woman, you have done brilliant things with your life-but you just want to cut me off all the time. I always want to back off because it’s constant."
Lynne said: "I apologise."
Janice: "You put me through hell out there and called me names."
But Lynne protested: "I didn’t call you names Janice.
"I think you are an amazing woman, I truly do. You’ve been a single mum with two kids, you’ve absolutely done an amazing job bringing them up, I have no doubt they’re amazing children, I believe everything you’ve said and I’m dying to meet them. You are a survivor-I know you didn’t have the easiest up bringing but not only have you survived, you have a successful business, you have a TV show which goes out to 100s of countries.
"I really apologise for everything that I have done that’s come between us."
Janice said: "Thank you very much."
Lynne said: "We were a team, we were a fantastic team."
Biggins Plays X-Rated Charades For His Campmates
Christopher Biggins had his camp mates in fits of giggles when he demonstrated some x-rated charades for them.The group were sitting around the fire when Biggins suggested they play charades the next evening. But he said: "I’ll do one for you now."
He then got up and said the thing he was doing was a film, a book and a TV show. He then started gesticulating with his hands around his penis. The campmates were shouting ‘dick, cock, penis etc’ but he shook his head and moved onto the next syllable of the word.
He started to bend over and point at his bottom, to which the others shouted: "arse, bottom, bum." He then moved onto the next word and started rubbing his chest and tweaking his nipples. The contestants were yelling: "tits, boobs, breasts etc" and laughing until Biggins confessed: "I just wanted you to talk dirty." Which had the camp in fits of laughter.
Lynne Meditates For Support
Lynne was nervous about undertaking her first Bushtucker Trial so in order to feel supported, she asked the rest of the camp to meditate for her - with varying reactions.
She said: "Can we do a couple of minute’s silence together for both of us (ie, she and Janice). Everybody give us your power and strength."
Most of the camp seemed happy to go along with Lynne’s unusual request with the exception of Rodney and Janice. She screamed: "This is live television. They don’t want to see a bunch of people meditating Lynne."
But Biggins, ever supportive said: "Course they do. Think of the meditating vote!"
But Rodney pointed out: "Trouble is they’ll be asleep." And he joked with Lynne: "On behalf of the camp, I can tell you know that we’re all behind you 40%."
John said: "The fact is most of the camp don’t give a damn about meditation. We just want to have a cheeseburger."
Rodney said: "Before she went out she asked for a moment’s meditation so we could all be as one which I thought was a load of old shit and it just made me laugh. She was crying out for attention. She’s a drama queen of the worst order. I think Lynne is the most pseudo-intellectual opinionated person I have ever met in my life and if I never saw her again that would be too soon. This is going to be a disaster!!"
As Lynne and the rest of the camp meditated, Janice and Rodney giggled, prompting Lynne to hit him and call him an asshole. "Do you want to eat tonight or what," she snapped. Lynne was hurt by Rodney’s comments but afterwards confronted him and they kissed and made up.
But Katie said: "To be fair Rodney is speaking his mind. I don’t think you can knock a man for that and in my view there is no such thing as a right and wrong opinion, there are just opinions."
It’S A Hard Life In The Jungle
The celebrities have been in the jungle for nearly a week and the strain is beginning to show.Sniping is a major issue for all of them. Gemma said: "All of this fighting, it does us no good because at the end of the day all we’ve got is each other."
Rodney added: "It’s certain people wanting to do a performance and that’s changed the dynamic. When we started as the original five it was like there were five of us having a good time laughing and joking, it was good. What’s happened is because of the enormous negative energy between Lynne and Janice, now it’s not good.
"We’ve had a ‘cancer’ brought into the camp and some of us are giving trouble dealing with the cancer."
Anna agreed: "They don’t hear what the other one’s saying so they think they’re saying something completely different. Mad. They say mind that bush and the other one thinks they’ve said you’re a big bitch. It’s very weird in there. It’s like happy, and sad, well saddish and then it . . . (makes explodes action.)"
Jay adds: "It’s totally pointless and needless. There’s been a 300% drop in morale."
But Rodney had other problem: "Bad sleep, no food and boredom are the three things that humans can’t deal with and it’s all of them."
Lack of food was one issue that all the celebrities agreed on. Cerys said: "When I thought it would be rice and beans I thought it would be refried beans and nice rice and meals would be served."
Anna agreed: "The beans are not going down very well at all. Nobody likes the beans. You think you’ve got to eat something so you start and its warm and you keep going and you think any minute you’re going to get a flavour. But nothing."
Gemma continued: "And you don’t want to eat too much because then you get bunged up so you’re fighting a losing battle. It’s the fear of knowing you have to use the dunny which is disgusting. I haven’t cleaned the dunny yet because I’m a prude when it comes to toilets but thankfully John and J have changed it without even asking but I think that that’s fair because obviously men do bigger poos because it’s their poos that are the most smelliest!"
Washing is also a big issue. Gemma said: "When you feel tired and run down you just want a warm hot shower and collapse in bed but obviously the shower is not ideal like it is at home. There’s people watching you and you can’t scrub in the right places if you see what I mean.
"Things like getting changed, we all started getting changed in the dunny at first but now because it’s so foul you have to just get changed in your bed and it’s really awkward."
Jay agreed: "I took my first shower in the waterfall instead of going to the pool part but it is weird when you’re trying to wash your intimate bits and you know there are cameras trained on you."
Lynne summed it up: "This is no easy ride. I’ve done fasts, retreats, even festivals but this is the hardest."
Rodney Gets Cross With Marc During Celebrity Chest
Rodney and Marc went to get the Celebrity Chest, and Rodney got angry with Marc because he didn’t like the way he was helping him.In the game one person had to stand under some water chutes and catch the falling water in their bucket. The other person had to stand back and watch which chute the water was going to come out of and guide the person with the bucket to the right chute.
When Rodney guided Marc he shouted: "Right" when he wanted him to go one chute to the right and: "right, right" when he wanted him to move two chutes to the right.
But when Marc guided Rodney he just shouted: "That one there", and pointed his arm, but Rodney yelled: "You cant’ just point like that."
Eventually though, the pair managed to get the chest and took it back to the camp where Gemma correctly answered the question and the won strawberries dipped in chocolate.