Joe Reveals His Secrets
Farting Joe Tells Esther When He Lost His Virginity
Joe revealed how he lost his virginity to an older girl shortly before his 16th birthday.
‘My first sexual experience was with an older girl and I didn’t enjoy it at all. I wanted to do it when it wasn’t legal before I was 16, She was 22 or 23. I imagined it was a lot better than what it really was.
‘It wasn’t my girlfriend and it was in the bathroom, she planned it, she said come in here and she’d put blankets down on the floor, it wasn’t the best experience, it put me off. But I got back on the horse straight away but it took about a year, because it is much more a mind thing than a physical thing, it messed my mind up.
‘When I did it when it was proper, it was a different experience.’
Cheekily, he then asks Esther how she had lost her virginity. ‘It was so long ago I can’t remember but my first experience wasn’t a good one. I didn’t have sex till I was 23.’ She then asked Joe to tell her about the best time he had sex.
‘It’s true what they say when you have sex with someone you really love then it’s a whole different ball game and at the moment I’m with someone I really love, I have been with her 5 months but I know I love her because it’s a totally different ballgame at the moment. She’s a lovely, beautiful girl and I think what is it she sees in me, why is she with me? She’s beautiful and funny and she doesn’t know it which is the biggest attraction to me. She underestimates herself.’
Later on Joe continued to suffer from terrible wind, and his constant farting was beginning to annoy some of his fellow Campers. He said ‘It’s getting bad. They’re going to get the hump around Camp. I think I’ve done 80 farts today’ Dani told him to get up and walk away if he felt one coming. ‘I’m not getting up to do 100 farts’ he replied. He continued. ‘Now when anyone farts, they think it’s me. Most of the time it is me . . .’