Joe Swash
The celebrities had to choose whether to have two Bush meals or one ham sandwich between them. They debated it for nearly an hour and eventually agreed to have the sandwich but before it arrived not all the celebrities were happy.
Joe said: ‘I’m up for leading a mutiny. I’m starving- the show ends now, I want to go back to the Versace and have some food. If we don’t get any food down us soon, all hell is going to break lose.'
'They can’t expect us to do all the things we do for three marshmallows. How about we all go the bridge together and not move and say the show ends there.'
By the time the ingredients were lowered into the camp, the celebrities were all starving hungry. ‘I can’t miss this for the world, I am so hungry,’ said David. The bag revealed just one portion of bread, lettuce, relish, ham and mayo, one star’s worth between 5 of them.
‘It’s absolute bollocks,’ said Joe before storming off to bed.