David Van Day
David has been playing a game and is now determined to wind up Joe by making him jealous, Nicola revealed today. The glamour model also blasted the former Dollar singer calling him a ‘psycho’.
She said David had kissed and grabbed her in the pool and he had also revealed his game plan to her - ‘He’s planned to argue, he’s done it all as a plan.’
She told Joe: ‘David’s an absolute lunatic. He said to me: "We have to change it all now, why don't we do a bit of flirting, we’re here for the same purpose, the arguments have been good."
‘He’s been doing it all along for the cameras, he said it will get on Joe’s nerves if you sit next to me and do bit of flirting.
‘On my life Joe it has all been his plan. He went to me: "Let’s do some flirting, the arguments have gone brilliantly." I was gob smacked, I was scared’
Joe laughed as Nicola continued with her tale of David’s behaviour. ‘He was slapping my arse, not just a little slap, a proper bang, he was kissing me and grabbing me.
‘He said to me that Joe was favourite to win and probably still is favourite now so let’s get on his nerves and gang up on him. So, I’m sorry but he is a f***ing nutter. I don’t like him, you can have him. He is yours!’
Nicola continued her rant: ‘He is not bothered that no-one likes him, he thinks it’s brilliant and it is brilliant, it is fantastic.
‘Joe I am being completely honest, I don't like him. He said it would be a brilliant plan to start murders with the rest of camp as it will keep us in till Friday. I was head-f***ed. I knew what he was doing and tried my hardest not to rise; he has planned the lot the whole thing.’
‘He wanted to do it to make Joe jealous, I swear, look at my face, this is what he was saying to me, make Joe really jealous. I tell you he is not right, he’s a psycho.’
Although Joe initially found it amusing, he started getting annoyed at David’s behaviour. ‘What a w*****, what a tosser.’ When the pair returned to camp David put the plan he thought he’d hatched into play.
Sitting next to Nicola he slipped his arm around her and told Joe he and Nicola had been bonding.
Joe reacted: ‘There’s more of a chance of the pope having a threesome than Nicola going near you mate.’
Removing his arm from around Nicola, David replied: ‘Well I tell you what, you better go and check the pope. We’re just friends...we have a lot to make up for.’
David then asked Joe, who had been adjusting his trousers, if he was wearing ladies pants and if they would fit him too. ‘Not with that Derby, you’ve got about ten stone on your belly.’
As David was called up to the Bush Telegraph he gave Nicola a kiss on the cheek - she looked at him and shook her head in disgust. Joe shouted after him: ‘Get up there fatso.’
With David ensconced in the Bush telegraph, Nicola said: ‘That is unbelievable... what do you think? What am I going to do now?’
‘Play him’, advised Joe.
In the Bush Telegraph David said: ‘Nicola and I have actually been getting close today. It’s amazing, if you'd asked me a week ago, few days ago, I’d say that was crazy. I’m learning something about life, you never know what's around the corner.
‘I've learned how anger can come and can go, life is short. I’m going to make best of friends with Nicola. I can't promise how she'll react, but I’m going to give bit of myself to her. I hope she appreciates that. We’re not that close yet but we're finding each others company a lot more interesting than the others. She is quite sweet. Maybe we did get off on the wrong end of the stick. I even gave her a friendly kiss on the cheek.
‘Our friends in camp are quite happy, apart from miserable I'm not so sure he'll be here tomorrow. It’s a long shot but a cat only has so many lives and he may run out.’
Joe appeared a broken man later in the Bush Telegraph and was confused as to who was telling the truth. ‘Either David has taken my good nature and manipulated me or Nic is being untruthful, one way or another I’m being taken advantage of and if it’s David then he’s trying to mug me off. He’s used me and now he wants to abuse me.’
‘Would rather not have known this is going because then I could have carried on the way I was and not thought anything differently.
‘I’ve looked out for him (David) and Timmy, I’ve put my neck on the line and if this is the case I’ve totally been used....he now wants to take it a step further and have me feel uncomfortable in camp. ‘This is a game and I weren’t playing properly by all accounts, this game needs to stop I need to get back to the people that I trust...I don’t know any of these people, I don’t trust any of these people, I shouldn’t have in the first place.’
Nicola repeated the story of David’s conspiracy to Simon who was shocked but said his instincts about David were right. ‘I saw that as soon as I came in here. David’s mask has come off.’
Joe warned Simon: ‘I’ve done my hardest to help him out and if he carries on I’ll drag him to the dunny and put his head down the toilet!’