The Geordie Shore cast today unveiled their plans to launch The Geordie Party - their own political party in celebration of the forthcoming new series of the MTV reality show.
The cast of Geordie Shore launch The Geordie Party
Charlotte Crosby, Holly Hagan, Marnie Simpson, Gary Beadle, Scott Timlin, Aaron Chalmers and Kyle Christie were joined by new cast members Chloe Etherington and Nathan Henry as Charlotte announced the party's manifesto.
Putting together a number of unique pledges ahead of next year's General Election, their plans include to provide free spray tans on the NHS to men, women, children, old people, babies and cats.
Hoping to solve immigration problems, they think only the "hottest talent" such as supermodels, beauty pageant contestants, underwear models and Hollywood stars should be allowed entry to the United Kingdom.
They're also planning to disband parliament and turn the House of Commons into a huge nightclub, whilst health and education plans include supplying schools with their various fitness DVDs and tuition from Holly.
Not keen on National Service, they're more interested in "spreading the love" and encourage the public to "tash on" with as many people as possible.
The manifesto's final pledge is to make their native Newcastle the capital city of England, because "when we're in charge, we can do what we want".
Geordie Shore's tenth series will kick off this coming April 7, at 10pm on MTV.
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