As part of fake week housemates are being finished punished for crimes they did not commit.First to be punished for no reason are Amanda, Brian and Carole. They've been given six kernel-free corn-on-the-cobs, and it's up to them to reconstruct them. "This is like being in prison," said Brian."This is dead funny," shrugged Carole. Outside, the other housemates were still trying to work out who the rule-breaker could be. "I don't think there's a rule broken," said Ziggy. "They're just doing it for the fun of it," said Charley.

"This is hard," said Brian, grappling with the corn.

"No this is lovely," said Carole. "You've got two gorgeous girls next to you, and a bowl of maize." What more could you ask for?

"The punishment was already ready," agreed Carole, busy gluing. "But it's a lovely way to spend time with you all. There's the delicious Amanda on that side, and the extraordinarily gorgeous and talented me on this side."

"Oh this is hard, look I'm cock-handed!" said Brian.

"Cack-handed," corrected Carole

You don't want to get that one mixed up Brian.

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