The housemates were singing for joy this morning as they finally got the chance to eat something other than slop.However in true Big Bro style they had to earn their food by writing and performing a song. "Housemates, Big Brother has given you a chance to sing for your breakfast," Liam announced as he returned from the diary room with instructions."But is it slop?" asked Laura."Housemates have half an hour to write a song that they will perform for Big Brother," Liam continued reading. It's a good job former boy-band member Ziggy has already been working on a musical masterpiece. "Zig," said Laura, nodding her approval. "If housemates complete this task they will receive a basic non-slop breakfast."

"Eggs, bacon, beans," enthused Laura.

"Housemates have 30 minutes to write a song, all housemates must have a singing part in the song. Housemates should give their vocal group a name and give their song a name."

"If music be the food of love, play on housemates," Liam finished.

If they are relying on Northern Line's song writing talents it looks like it could be slop all round.


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