After hours a arguing and nasty name calling between Charley and Billi Big Brother decided to take action.The feuding housemates were called to the diary room and sent to a secret Happy Room somewhere within the house.They were told to put on Happy T-shirts and baseball caps and then open a Happy Box. Charley opened the envelope inside the box and read the instructions to Billi. "Welcome to the Happy Room. The Happy Room is a happy place for happy housemates," she read. "Housemates must remain in the Happy Room remaining happy until further notice." "Oh, it's not gonna be anything, is it?" Billi smiled."We just gotta sit here and be happy," laughed Charley. Big Brother then played the song 'If You're Happy And You Know It' as the happy housemates sang along.

As the song finished, Big Brother asked Billi and Charley if they felt happy.

They didn't, so they were treated to another rendition of 'If You're Happy And You Know It'.

"This is Big Brother. Are housemates happy?"

"Yes!" they shouted.

The opening bars of 'If You're Happy And You Know It' chimed up again.

"This is a nightmare," gasped Charley.

"I'll never argue again," groaned Billi.

About 10 million rounds of the most annoying song in the world later the pair were finally let out of the room after convinving BB they truly were happy.

"As we've said for the fiftieth time, we're ecstatically happy," Charley pleaded. "We're not being sarcastic - we have enjoyed ourselves. We appreciate everything you've done for us. You've made us friends again and we're happy."

"We won't argue again," Billi added.

And you really think we'll believe that one!

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