It's been revealed that the group had a bit of playful conversation subject earlier - what type of chocolate are you?'"I'd be the trucker's chocolate innit," divulged Jo. Ian remarked that he'd be a crunchy chocolate bar with a honeycomb centre, before Dirk, who tends to prefer savouries chirped up: "You know sugar's only been around for 250 years." "Don't start," Jo cautioned him. "The British brought it in," Dirk carried on. "You've told us this story three times," moaned Ian. "I find it fascinating," explained Dirk. "What chocolate would you be?" questioned Ian.

"I don't know chocolate well enough to give an answer," Dirk told him.

"Ok, if you were a grain of rice..." Jo joked.

"If you were a pulse, which would you be?" enquired Ian.

"I'd be an adzuki bean," Dirk stated immediately.

"Why?" they probed on.

"It's the most powerful bean..." started Dirk, causing the others to start giggling.

"You wanna know?" he continued, before explaining: "If you eat it before you die, the body does not decompose. It's full of protein. It's also delicious."

"Have you got a book on beans?" asked Jack.

"Can I be a chocolate?" requested Shilpa. "I'd be the one in the yellow wrapper, the long caramel one."

"Why?" they questioned.

"Because they're so chewy and it brings back a lot of memories," she pointed out.

We're not sure she's cottened onto this game yet!


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