Now I know the new housemates have been in the house since Friday night, but I've been moving house this weekend so can only give you your fill of the newcomers as of now.
In case you missed the joy too this weekend, here is a bit of information about the new arrivals.
Name: JJ
Age: 23
From: London
Occupation: Professional Boxer / Barmam
Pro boxer JJ is goal orientated and driven to win, especially when it comes to money. He hates losing with a passion and admits to being vain and cocky.
He got into boxing at the age of 13 and has had 12 professional fights – winning five, losing five and drawing two. His dream is to become a World Boxing Champion…or a television presenter. To support himself he’s currently working as a barman.
JJ is scared of potatoes and octopus’s which he can’t even look at. He claims to be a compulsive liar, telling porkies when he doesn’t even need to. He’s also a risk taker, once gambling a whole months pay on a horse race after a tip from a friend and claims that he is rubbish at keeping any secrets.
On his competitive nature JJ believes winning is everything, “it’s first or nothing.” He’s also always looking for new ways to get money and claims he’d sleep with someone for £100k…it’s probably good that he’s single then.
He’s got a celebrity friend in JLS’s Aston but worries that when he meets new people they will look down on him. JJ claims that he doesn’t hate anyone as hate is a strong word although he would hate someone who threatened to leave the Big Brother house once they were in there.
Name: Jo
Age: 41
From: Luton
Occupation: Make Up Artist
This independent woman has never been in a relationship as she’s got too many things she wants to achieve like DJ’ing under the moniker of DJ Naked and getting into the Big Brother house.
Jo has lived alone for seven years and thinks she’d be a nightmare to live with because she’s lazy, a bit messy, scatty and is moody when she doesn’t get her own space.
Jo claims that people think because of her age, she should behave a certain way, but she thinks they should butt out. She can often be found in clubs like Movida in London and admits she likes a drink with the girls and a flirt with the boys – particularly the twenty-something ones!
Willing to be labelled a “cougar”, Jo doesn’t think that everyone in the House will like her, but she’d rather be a joker than someone who’s argumentative.
The most significant moment in her life was when she was baptized as a born again Christian and describes the best relationship so far as being with God, however she confesses she has since fallen by the way side.
Name: Laura
Age: 20
From: Stratford-Upon-Avon
Occupation: Sales Assistant
Single Laura has a tattoo reading live, love & laugh’ on her hip and she says this is her motto for life. She thinks everyone should laugh everyday and ‘your eyes will go like testicles if you mean it’.
When she was younger Laura rebelled by getting her tongue, ears & belly button pierced then filmed her mum’s reaction. She is a self described life and soul of all parties adding ‘I’m the funniest person; people say ‘is that the girl who dances on her own?’
Once called ‘a greedy, selfish, stuck-up, nasty piece of work’ Laura feels that people, girls mainly, who dislike her are probably just jealous of her. She counts her personality and boobs as her best features.
The longest she held down a job is 8 months admitting ‘I’m always fired’. Laura spends her earnings on clothes, alcohol and funny sex toys like willy warmers. She loves going into sex shops and buys books, vibrators, cock rings and dice.
Laura admits that she has no idea about political parties stating ‘I support all parties’. People on benefits annoy her but she ‘loves to talk tramps’. She once asked one to live with her as she felt sorry for him. She can’t stand boring people and thinks ‘if you don’t drink what is the f**king point’.
The last book Laura read was Karma Sutra.
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