Ben Better Watch His Mouth
Remember me? Davina McCaw? I've been silently resting on my perch in the Big Brother house watching the housemates for five weeks now, and I haven't made a sound. Not even a tiny 'tweet tweet' like the real Davina did as a chick...
Anyway, I digress. That's all about to change. Tonight (Thursday) the mystical Bob Righter is going to come alive once more and deliver the housemates a cryptic message that, providing they're not a bunch bird brains, will tell them I'm about to start chirping at them.
Then tomorrow morning (Friday) I'm going to start parroting some classic lines they've uttered since they entered the house. But who's line is it anyway?! The housemates will have to listen carefully to my repetitions and come to a unanimous agreement about who delivered those words.
Once agreed, the housemate deemed the speaker of each phrase will pop a coin into Bob Righter. If they are correct they'll win a prize.
But what will I say? And what secrets might I reveal? They'll start to wish they'd watched their mouths abit more around me. After all, parrots pick up words pretty quickly you know...
SQUAWK SQUAWK! Davina McCaw
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