Big Brother 10 Lisa
Big Brother Update: Lisa offered to flash Big Brother her breasts in return for some cigarettes.
The unemployed lesbian was forced into the drastic bargaining attempt after she and pal Karly realised they had run out of smoking equipment.
Come on. Forget it. We'll have to wait. Why can't they just give us one, between us?
They immediately headed for the Diary Room, where Lisa made her sexy offer.
Karly quickly pointed out: "They see them all the time anyway."
Obviously unphazed by the prospect of a glimpse of Lisa's assets, Big Brother reminded the pair they would only receive cigarettes if the group passes this week's shopping task.
The couple left the Diary Room and set about searching for unsmoked bits of cigarettes in the garden.
Sorting through an ashtray, Karly muttered: "I'm not giving up on this. I'm gonna try. I need a fag. "I'll get a suck out of this. You watch."
Lisa moaned: "You're given fags in prison. They just want to see us starve."
As Karly continued searching through the tobacco remnants, Lisa eventually said: "Come on. Forget it. We'll have to wait. Why can't they just give us one, between us?
"Come on, leave it. Get away from the ashtray."
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