Bristol Palin

Bristol Palin

Dancing With The Stars Week 3 The dancefloor was alive with waltzes, sambas, and foxtrots but sadly to say the anticipation did not match the performances as the contestants lost the plot rather than told a story.

Monday saw the return of story night and true to previous story nights the history of producing dubious performances this time was no exception. From over the top props to costumes that left the viewer speechless, it was a night of acting rather than dancing.

The usual top performers continued their trend, even though positions on the leaderboard moved around a bit with Jennifer Grey relinquinshing her top spot to Audrina Partridge, settling for a three-way tie for second-place alongside Brandy and Rick Fox. But otherwise, there were no surprises.

With Michael Bolton gone (I wonder if Bruno ever apologised) though the judge had better watch out as Bolton is due back on Tuesday night for the performance show, what would the other no-hopers produce.

Bristol Palin took to week three as previously with one and two and struggled with a super-slow foxtrot, Palin's story dance was about a homeless man dancing for food. Mark Ballas the hobo was partnered by Palin the dancer who refuses to pay her 'food' dues, the story lost it's way from the start.

Margaret Cho - Cho hit the stage wearing a rainbow-colored fringe and a feathered head-dress for a gay-pride samba, the routine fell apart even faster than Bristol Palins although she shimmied with the best of them by the time the “Copacabana” was in full swing, she had completely lost her timing.

Luckily for both Palin and Cho, before the night was over, another star would steal their bad routine spotlight.

The worst of the night honor went to Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino with his time-machine-themed foxtrot.

In order to avoid elimination Sorrentino hopped behind a giant fog-filled beaker and traveled to the future. (BTW the trend years from now, is peak-a-boo shirts and pleather trim!)