TV comic Russell Kane has launched a bizarre rant against the Northern Lights.
TV comic Russell Kane has launched a bizarre rant against the Northern Lights
The former ‘Steph’s Packed Lunch’ regular, 48, raged about how he was bored of hearing about the phenomenon after millions of skywatchers kept their eyes peeled late on Friday (10.05.24) and Saturday for the illuminations after they lit up parts of the UK thanks to an ultra-rare Sun storm that threw solar flares at Earth.
He ranted on his Instagram: “Am I the only one that doesn’t give a t*** about the Northern Lights?
“Can everyone stop telling me to get out of my bed and look out the window because there’s some green light in the sky? I don’t give a s***, right.
“Oh, maybe that makes me ignorant, or I don’t appreciate my planet or I’m small minded on some level.
“But I’m sorry – I don’t give a f***. I don’t care.
“Yeah, I was in bed last night – I had about five wines. If you’d have told me there was a green light outside my window s******* aliens onto a pile of cash, I still would have f***** in my sleep and gone back to sleep.
“F*** off – don’t care.”
The Evil Genius’ host was attacked by followers on his Instagram who branded him everything from “miserable” to a killjoy.
He has filled his Instagram with foul-mouthed rants about subjects ranging from couples who post Valentine’s messages about each other to millennials’ dating conversations.
Russell was recently in the headlines for saying he had found the “elixir of youth” in a ‘biohacking’ pill invented by his wife Lindsey.
He said she developed it after he started taking more than 12 supplements a day to try and maintain the energy of someone in their early-20s.
In 2021, Lindsey made Jolt, a £1.99-a-day supplement that Russell says has sent his libido through the roof.
He told MailOnline: “Energy wise, that’s been the main change. But looking at my skin, looking at photos, I can see how much more haggard I was. I’ve not cleaned up my going out and going to Ibiza and I still love a beer, I love a wine, it's not like I was a junkie – I’m doing everything the same.
“I just feel more vibrant, I feel more alive. And the other one that Lindsey wouldn't want me to tell you, my libido is off the f****** charts.
“I know all men are pervy their entire lives until they die but poor old Lindsey – it is sort of like 19-year-old, teenage man energy wise, that’s what I’m like.
“So permanently f****** horny, I’m afraid, poor Lindsey because we’re married so she’s no interest in that really.
“That’s a lie – she’s also taking Jolt.”
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