Russell Brand's "vagina" biscuits helped him to victory on 'The Great Celebrity Stand Up to Cancer Bake Off' on Tuesday (05.03.19).

Russell Brand

Russell Brand

The 43-year-old comic triumphed in the tent against actor John Lithgow, Olympian Hannah Cockroft and comedian Jon Richardson thanks to his "extraordinary" edible model of wife Laura Gallacher giving birth.

The quartet were asked by judges Prue Leith and Paul Hollywood to bake their "finest performance" in 3D, prompting Russell - who has Mabel, two, and another eight-month-old daughter with his spouse - to instantly declare he was making a "vagina".

He said: "The female plays an integral role in the process of childbirth.

"That's why it was a good performance because of my acceptance in a secondary role."

Shocked Prue, 79, said: "You have got this great big vagina. It all sounds extraordinary."

Paul, 53, added: "I have never heard of a biscuit quite like it."

The judges were then in fits of laughter when the 'Get Him to the Greek' star presented his showstopper to them.

He explained: "I tried to capture the moment of my second daughter's birth.

"The central piece is my wife, the four aspects of her, I wanted it to be expressionist, demonstrating birth but in shortbread.

"But around her the vagina, from which we all enter into this life

"I know you wanted 24 Prue, but would you take a glance at that labia and tell me that's not adequate?"

And both judges praised the taste of the "delicious" biscuits, earning him the title of Star Baker for the week.

Earlier in the episode, the contestants were asked to bake brownies and Russell couldn't resist poking fun at his own past drug addiction.

As he poured out his ingredients, he quipped: "I'm alright at measuring the smaller measurements, I took two grams out of that basically on instinct."

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