Marty McKenna is surprised he isn't dead.
Marty McKenna
The 'Geordie Shore' hunk has admitted his diet, which consists of booze and no water, is so bad that he can't understand why he's not "fat as f**k" and still alive.
He explained: "I don't know how I'm not fat as f**k or dead. I don't know how I'm still alive. I drink one glass (of water) a week. I hate water. It's minging. I drink three glasses of milk instead. Although sometimes I drink it out of the bottle because I can't be bothered to pour it. I drink Irn-Bru - a few bottles of that throughout the day."
The 22-year-old hunk tucks into greasy takeaways five times a week but is determined to start going to the gym next year because he wants to be permanently "ripped."
He said: "I might start. I do want to start to get a little bit ripped. I do a little bit of exercise when I pull a bird, I bring her back to mine - two hours, that's it."
But Marty is adamant he'd never rely on cosmetic surgery to help him get the appearance he wants because he's worried it would end up going wrong.
Speaking to Star magazine, he said: "Imagine if I had my nose done and ended up looking like Michael Jackson. Ewww! Surgery isn't for me!"
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