Jeremy Clarkson once urinated in the shoes of a trophy hunter to teach him a lesson.
Jeremy Clarkson
The 'Grand Tour' presenter was left furious when a dentist in the US told him he had spent "a couple of fun weeks off" shooting dead a polar bear, so when the guy fell asleep Jeremy took the opportunity to relieve himself in his shoes.
In his Sunday Times newspaper column, the former 'Top Gear' host wrote: "There are a great many dentists in America - and they’re always dentists, for some reason - who like to shoot lions.
"Or elephants. Or rhinos.
"I met one once, in the frozen wilderness at the top of Canada. He was big in the tooth-whitening business and had taken a 'coupla fun weeks off' to blow a polar bear away.
"I hated him on a cellular level and must confess that one night, when he was asleep, I p****d in his shoes."
The 61-year-old TV presenter has grown closer to animals in recent months after starring in his Amazon Prime Video series 'Clarkson's Farm', which focuses on his working life on Diddly Squad Farm.
And the show was recently recommissioned for a second series, with filming for season two already underway.
Jeremy said: "I'm absolutely delighted that, once again you'll be able to spend some time with Cheerful Charlie, Gerald, Lisa and of course, Kaleb.
"We are such a happy team."
Amazon confirmed the series will return exclusively to Prime Video around the world, and the upcoming run will give viewers a "deeper insight into another year on Diddly Squat Farm as Jeremy aims to diversify, expanding his limited agricultural knowledge under the watchful eye of his no-nonsense team".
They added: "Series two promises to bring more laughs, triumphs and tribulations, and of course more farming faux pas, as we follow Jeremy and co on their agricultural adventure."
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