Danny Dyer once had to be stretchered down a ski slope after one of his poles skewered his wrist, leaving blood everywhere.
Danny Dyer
The 'EastEnders' actor was left "panicking" when he saw his claret on the snow and he had to be strapped into a stretcher and skied down, just minutes after he had fell face first into the snow and had a "tantrum" because kids were jumping over him while he was on the floor.
Recalling the incident, he said: "I was going towards cliffs and I couldn’t stop and I felt like Rodney Trotter.
"I couldn’t stop going towards cliffs but I was going, 'I’m alright,' but just kept going.
"I remember going along then just a mouthful of snow, rolling, rolling, rolling and couldn’t find my sticks.
"What was really f***** me off was kids, 4 or 5, who don’t have sticks because they’re too good at it going past me while I’m on the floor, snow in my ears, jumping over me some of them.
"So I had a tantrum. I took the skis off, put them under my arm, I was walking down the hill thinking I’ll have a few beers - I’ve had f**** enough off this. F**** off.
"And I started to slip. So I’ve slipped, and the metal bit of the ski went into my wrist, then there was blood on the snow so I was panicking, holding my wrist, then they put me on a stretcher, strapped me in and skied me down. I was f****** mortified."
The 43-year-old star - who plays Mick Carter on the BBC One soap - admitted he snubbed ski lessons because he thought he would "pick it up".
Speaking on Spotify Original podcast 'Sorted with the Dyers', he added: "I got on these f***** skis, and I didn’t want to do lessons.
"I thought I’d pick it up."
'Sorted with the Dyers' is a Spotify Original podcast with new episodes out every Wednesday.
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