Charlie Sheen, Joe Francis and Jeremy Piven are topping a new list devoted to Hollywood's most eligible bachelors. But I'm not sure if they're going to be happy about it. These Tinseltown dudes are among those on Radar magazine's new list of Toxic Bachelors. The editors claim these men and others "have been known to cause extreme discomfort, mental anguish, anxiety and nausea."While the list doesn't exactly shed any new light on the marked men, it's a nice recap of Hollywood's most notorious womanizers. Their attributes and proclivities are detailed with little icons, like handcuffs for "kinky" and dentures in a glass for "old-timer." Girls Gone Wild guru Francis is "so loathed" that "Erik Palladino, a Los Angeles-based actor who bears an unfortunate resemblance to him, has taken multiple blows to the face from strangers on his behalf."Entourage star Piven's debauchery is outlined with a sampling of Page Six snippets chronicling late-night adventures making out with a gaggle of different gals. The magazine also quotes a pal of the actor who claims one of Piven's favorite mottos is: "If masturbation is a crime, then I should be on death row." Piven's rep did not comment.Sheen will never live down his connection to Heidi Fleiss. "He spent $50,000 on her services," the magazine says. The March/April issue hits stands on Feb. 13.

But I warn you. The list may be fun for a giggle or two, but it seems to ignore some rather important facts that have helped redeem some of these men.

For example, Colin Farrell is on the list for his "smoking, drinking, cursing, trashing and screwing anything he could focus on long enough before passing out." Editors fail to mention Farrell has significantly changed his ways. Not only did he do rehab, he has practically gone MIA. Long gone are his days and nights of Hollywood party-hopping. It's been quite some time since I've heard any salacious tidbits about the hunky Mr. Farrell. In other words, toxic bachelorhood can be cleaned up. Just ask Warren Beatty.

By Marc Malkin courtesy E Entertainment

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