Despite being the first evictee on this year’s civilian series of Big Brother, Mandy – who entered the infamous house with her daughter Charlotte – still has some big opinions to dish out about those living in the compound. Read on for her official ranking of this year’s current Big Brother housemates…
Charlotte: The only genuine housemate who’s true to herself with no game plan. Gives amazing advice to those who’ve been in conflict. Appears more mature than all of them in there, even though she’s one of the youngest. Has a wicked, dry sense of humour, but not getting enough airtime thanks to all of the fights and tantrums of the reality stars and game players.
Raph: Big Brother super-fan. Knows every detail about every UK BB since it began. Very intelligent lad and very sweet. Came into the house with a game plan and his best move was to become friends and bed pals with Chanelle. I wished that he’d be as vocal in the house as he is in the Diary Room.
Lotan: Dreamboy, but is intelligent, funny and so hyperactive. Quotes – with accents – film scenes all the time. Oh, and let’s not forget he’s hot too! Also the nephew of Louis Spence.
Rebecca: Intelligent and interesting, but is playing to the camera for airtime with her Diary Room chats and fallouts which is a shame. Also friend with occasional benefits to Kieran.
Chanelle: Reality star who lives with her grandma and grandad. Sweet girl. Take away the caricature that she’s made of herself, without the cameras and minus all the surgery, fillers etc., I think that she’d act the same with her friends in conversations about, such as, willy size etc. Does play up to the camera for airtime though; no doubt on the advice of her manager.
Kieran: Reality star and works for Rebecca as a honey trap agent. Intelligent and seems to be a lovely lad.
Sukhvinder: Superb personal story and a lovely lady. Just spoils things for herself with her extreme views and opinions and lets the small stuff bother her too much, which gets in the way of her personality. Especially after a drink.
Imran: Husband of Sukhvinder, so again has a great story to tell and is a nice chap, but is hiding under the coattails of Sukhvinder and is coming across as weak when he’s not. I also see both almost act to the cameras when having private chats, as their tone changes and it all appears to be quite staged.
Deborah: Intelligent, lovely woman who stands by the adage that blood is thicker than water and as such, she is defending her sister’s actions.
Kayleigh: Reality star and works in a clothing concession. She admitted to not being interested in getting to know people or their backgrounds, other than if she liked their nail varnish etc., and said that she’d maybe comment and ask about that! No issues with starting arguments which of course lead to airtime; the advice of her manager no doubt.
Ellie: Reality star. Pleasant enough and very smiley, though she says that her mother complains about her being moody at home, so maybe it’s an act. Besotted with Lotan, but perhaps more so to gain TV airtime rather than it being genuine.
Tom: Dates an ex-reality star whose sister is also a reality star. Arrogant, cocky and egotistical. Saw me as a threat as he realised I’d seen through his persona – such as when he threw Lotan under the bus when exiling him and highlighting that the public didn’t’ like him too much which made him very anxious, especially on eviction night – and he sees Charlotte as a challenge, as she won’t entertain his juvenile banter.
Hannah: Has the worst resting bitch face which isn’t shown on TV. Not interested in getting to know one half of the house – me, Charlotte, Lotan, Arthur or Raph to name a few. She had an edge to her. Wants to become an actress. A lot angrier than her sister when it comes to conflict and doesn’t always handle it very well.
Joe: Sits outside smoking all day. Isn’t interested in getting to know the others, other than Tom. The father figure which he portrays that he is when in the Diary Room and the crocodile tears is rubbish, as I never saw that at all. Talks about his boxing mates of bygone days, but is shady when asked about his own past working life.
Big Brother continues each night on Channel 5, followed by Big Brother’s Bit on the Side with host Rylan Clark-Neal.
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