12 quotes that make Keeping Up With The Kardashians a worthy guilty pleasure

by Daniel Falconer | 15 September 2014

Not many people like to admit they're fans of reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians, but with it being such a success, there's a huge chance a load of your friends indulge in the series at some point or another.

Coming back time and again with hilarious storylines and scenes that would usually belong in a soap opera, we've plucked just 12 quotes from the show that prove just why it's a worthy guilty pleasure to have.

1) Scott Disick: "It's a very cute idea - this love bracelet. It obviously doesn't go with my gold accessories, but if it did, I would always wear it."

2) Bruce Jenner: "I had it all, and then I met Kris."

3) Kris Jenner: "I think we need a can of balls, 'cause you always need to have fresh balls... honey, anytime there are balls involved, it's my kind of game."

4) Kourtney Kardashian: "I once found Scott to be charming, but while I'm pregnant I don't at all."

5) Scott Disick to Bruce Jenner: "Let me just stop you there and say for a motivational speaker, you make life sound like s**t... You really make me want to go to Kmart and get a gun."

Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian

6) Khloe Kardashian: "Kim emailed me: 'How f**king dare you? You're such an evil bitch. How spiteful and jealous are you of me? How f**king dare you Khloe, you crossed a major line with me. That s**t is not okay. You dumb evil little f**king troll. You have no idea how much I hate you. You're disgusting.' ...all I did was wake her up."

7) Kim Kardashian: "My baby is already more famous than you will ever be."

8) Khloe Kardashian: "You wanna play the curse game? 'Cause guess who's better at it."

9) Kris Jenner: "I just wanna go to bed and watch The Bachelor!"

Kris Jenner