Okay, so we’re obviously not talking about the real Jesus Christ himself - although given the chance I bet Madge would try and get her claws into him - but in fact her new man, Jesus Luz.
The singer, 50, who recently split with movie buff Guy Ritchie, was linked to hunky Jesus, 22 following a saucy photo-shoot for W magazine, in which he cavorted semi-naked with Madge.
Jesus, who is a strict Catholic - not that the name gives that away, seems to have been swayed to ‘the dark side’ by Madonna’s *ahem* good looks and has updated his website informing friends of the move and has joined an online community for Kabbalah believers.
A source revealed, "Jesus’ family are very traditional and quite religious, so this news is sure to come as something of a shock. But Jesus is totally taken with Madonna and is slightly in awe of her.
Quite simply he can’t get enough, and finds her utterly compelling and bewitching. The pair have spent a lot of time together in recent weeks and Madonna’s chatted quite freely about her personal beliefs – especially Kabbalah.”
Even if the news is a shock to his family and his homeland Brazil, he claims he doesn't mind, saying on his online profile: "It is not important what others think about us. The most important thing is to have a clear conscience, even if I am condemned. We can not forget that Jesus was condemned.”
Surely then, Madonna should be happy to accept her new man as he is, and not try to change him? Clearly Madonna is a spiritual and not a material girl...?
FemaleFirst - Ruth Harrison
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