John Mayer - Shut Up Yeah?

13 January 2010

John Mayer really needs to stop going on (and on) about press attention he gets and the fact that he’s been branded a ladies man, but he doesn’t seem to be doing much to deny the rumours now does he?

In fact, he didn’t refrain form adding fuel to the fire during a performance at Hard Rock Cafe in London this week; as he told his somewhat bemused audience; "I'm going to do a cover by another artist who has a hard time making it happen in the UK.

“I'm not saying I have a hard time making it happen. I could make it happen with any of you ladies tonight. Someone's getting preggers. Someone's going to have my baby tonight."

We had to censor the next bit, as it was a very gory sex anecdote which made the audience blush with embarrassment before passing around brownies that he joked were hash cakes, I mean, Hello? Are you completely insane?

So, whilst I quite like John’s latest album I’m not quite sure I want him to be getting me preggers after a gig. In fact, I wouldn’t want him getting me up the duff at all… maybe he should give Kerry Katona a call instead?