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No sex please, we’re British.. but if you’ve got reclining seats and decent suspension, you’re on. That’s the message from amorous Brits who are shaking off their stuffy reputations and getting it on in their cars.
Car sex was once the reserve of horny teenagers and dogging enthusiasts, but it’s now a mainstream activity. A whopping 45% of Britons surveyed by MadBid, the UK’s leading penny auction website, said they had experienced a little four-wheeled fornication.
The madcap antics of Britain’s drivers don’t stop with a bit of ‘how’s your father’ in the five-door saloon. A further 15% told MadBid.com they had performed a handbrake turn, while 8% see nothing wrong with running a red light.
When they’re not up to crazy behavior behind the wheel, the hormones are still working overtime. A massive 40% told us they had used Facebook to check out an ex. And when it comes to their current partners, randy Brits are getting frisky all over the place.
Our researchers were shocked to hear one respondent claim to have engaged in carnal pleasures in a sewage tunnel. Hopefully that wasn’t a first date. More sanitary venues for a spot of intimacy included the kitchen table, a fairground waltzer, the boss’s desk and Mount Fuji.
And you’ve heard of the earth moving? One of our respondents reckoned they’d done it in space. Don’t be jealous, that’s probably the name of a nightclub with strong cocktails and bad lighting.
On seeing the results, MadBid Managing Director Juha Koski commented: "I think this survey means that Brits can now shake off their reputation of being so reserved and having that stiff upper lip.. If anything, I’d say that Brits are not afraid to sometimes do things that can only be described as totally MAD!"
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