Odd socks
Monsters under the bed, eaten by the washing machine, in the dogs tummy, to a galaxy far far away, where do missing socks go? No one knows but ones thing is for certain the ones left behind ruin men’s lives. They make feet look bad and will ruin chances of promotion, the bank balance and chances of finding true love.
Males have the worst sock habits, as they are mostly reliant on a loved one to buy them new socks on birthdays or at Christmas as they are useless at buying socks for themselves. This leads to the wearing of both odd socks and tatty old socks and its even been known for some lesser men to wear horrible Christmas socks in the middle of summer.
But by wearing mis matched socks it can have a devastating effect on men’s lives, something that most men are not even aware off.
7/10 single ladies stated that that if a man were to arrive on a date wearing odd socks, they would defiantly not be laying on the bedroom floor the next morning.
A lady, 27, from Leeds said: “If a man can’t be bothered to take care of himself or have any pride in his appearance then he’s hardly going to be a good husband or father is he?”
9/10 company managers stated that if a candidate arrived at a interview wearing odd socks it would seriously harm their chances of gaining the job and
8/10 company managers stated that if an existing member of staff was to wear odd socks that would affect chances of promotion.
But males do not need to suffer any longer socked.co.uk is a new black sock subscription service and missing sock replacement service.
Catering for time poor gentlemen who take pride in their appearance, it offers peace of mind for consumers worried about odd socks or having to wear tatty old socks. Or will be bought as gift purchase for someone who needs new socks or a new job or perhaps a chance at finding true love.
Socks can be delivered once a month, every 3 months or twice a year, and customers can choose any color they want, as it is black.
The service also supply’s etiquette tips (socked.co.uk/tips) which if followed will guarantee to turn any man into a gentleman, and as we all know the fair ladies love a gentleman, just ask James Bond.
Taryn Davies
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