Bebaroque Stockings, £55 at Asos
Tights have had a bit of overhaul in recent months with patterned and coloured versions becoming a lot more acceptable in fashion circles. Hell, if it's good enough for Chanel and their CC logo tights, who's going to disapprove this trend? But we think this latest take on hosiery is just too much.
We're all for a sexy black seam down the back of our legs but hot pink luminous tassels? We don't think so? For a start, tassels should never be coloured. Brown and black? Great, but neon? No.
Not only do these stockings look ridiculous but can you imagine how annoying it would feel to have them swishing across the back of your legs whenever you moved?
We hate to stereotype but these are the sort of thing we would expect in a cheap seedy lap dancing club, not a super stylish retailer like Asos, who stock the hold ups by Bebaroque.
So how much will a pair of these lovelies set you back? £55, yes really! We know, have they not heard we're in a recession! You could pick up about 20 pairs of stockings in Primark for that much!
FemaleFirst - Jessica Watson