John Rocha AW09
FemaleFirst have a treat in store for you this week as instead of bringing you the worst outfits from the celebrity world for you to mock, we're giving you the worst looks from the catwalks of London Fashion Week and people who really should no better!
We know autumn/winter looks are a bit more serious and pared down than in the summer but this tweed outfit from John Rocha is beyond boring.
The jacket is something we would expect on a grandmother, it is an unflattering shape, ugly pattern and we don't even know what that colour is! A bit of plaid we can accept but this is just awful and it looks itchy too.
The wide legged trousers might be intentionally cropped but to us they just look half-mast. We're all for baggy trousers but not in this pattern, they look more like pyjama bottoms! Even the model does not look happy in this get up.
So from too boring to too extreme. We know Giles is known for his out-there looks but who in their right minds would slip this garb on for a night on the town?!
Photo by Catwalking.com
Is it a spaceship, is it a condom? We have no idea and we don't think we want to know either!
We feel sorry for the poor model encased in this fur topped and trimmed creation At least she got to wear some nice boots!
What will the designers do to top these monstrosities next season? Roll on September!
FemaleFirst - Jessica Watson