Paris Hilton at the I Heart Ronson party
We love seeing celebrities dressed in expensive, pretty outfits but one thing we love more than that is seeing celebs dressed in expensive, ugly outfits. Thank god then for the likes of Paris Hilton.
Paris Paris Paris. Where do we even start with this horrific ensemble? Ok lets begin at the top and work our way down.
You may think that headband makes you look cool and quirky like your pal Nicole Richie but we're afraid for you it just doesn't work. Perhaps it is something to do with that pudding bowl haircut.
Onto the clothes believe it or not most of us usually regard a Basque as underwear, strange we know but it's the see through panels that give it away, so you are really missing a layer or two there. The worst thing is it's not even nice underwear!
Next, what is going on with that skirt? Is it made from chain mail? We wouldn't be surprised. And is that two belts we spy? Are you channeling Avril Lavigne circa 2002, if so we advise against this.
Next the slouchy sequined bag looks very cheap, though we suspect it's not, please never tarnish our eyes with it again. Finally, we know Perspex accessories are supposed to be in but in reality they look childish and tacky.
Our advice, take this whole outfit and burn it, bring back the tacky bright pink Paris of yesteryear.
Paris chose this get-up to a party for fashion designer Charlotte Ronson, maybe she was hoping Charlotte would take pity and give her a free outfit! Nice tactics if so!
To mark Red Dwarf's 21st anniversary, the cast and celebrities arrive for the World Premiere Screening of Red Dwarf: Back to Earth to be shown on Friday at 9pm on Dave.
Moving over to British shores now and ex Hollyoaks and Eastenders actress Gemma Bissex who was attending the World Premiere Screening of Red Dwarf: Back to Earth.
Gemma we know you're not really evil and it's just the characters you play but when you wear outfits like this we can't help but feel more anger towards you.
This whole look just screams market stall cheap - the white clutch bag bag, the manmade material dress.
Gemma wet look leggings we like, cut off not-opaque-enough tights we don't. Learn the difference and never repeat the mistake again.
We're sure you were hoping for a bit of Kate Moss cool with your blazer jacket worn over your dress but Kate Moss never fastens her blazers. Remember that and next time will work out a lot better.
And one more thing, two-tone hair is not a good look, get to the salon pronto!
Dear, dear. Where would these celebs be without us!
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