1) This registration process is the worst.
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2) OK I'm finally in. Hello foxy Professor Willow.
3) I'm not allowed to be called Dan OK cool whatever.
4) Oo starter Pokemon. Bulbasaur deserves some loving.
5) How the hell do I catch this thing?
6) OK it's caught. Wait, that's it? That's my tutorial?
7) I guess I should start walking around now?
8) This app is going to get me in the best shape of my life.
9) Jokes I'm just going to walk in circles around my living room until some Pokemon appear.
10) If I have to break into someone's home to get a special Pokemon I think I'll actually do it.
11) There's a Zubat sitting on my Dad and he's staring at me wondering why I'm taking pictures.
12) And a Weedle in the space where our fireplace once was. Aw.
13) I feel kinda bad smacking them in the head with a Pokeball just to imprison them forevermore.
14) PETA would have a field day if Pokemon were actually real.
15) I wonder if Jeremy Corbyn is against the capturing of Pokemon. I know Andrea Leadsom would want them all dead.
16) I'm going to go to the shop because there's a PokeCenter right there and I want to see what the hell it's for.
17) Cool the servers are down and I'm stood in the middle of the local precinct in the pouring rain staring down at my phone.
18) This is actually all really rather embarrassing.
19) Oh great so as soon as I get back home the servers are working again fab!
20) I just caught a Pidgey walking into work and it was actually SITTING with other birds.
21) Oh wow there's a Drowzee on my desk in work. How fitting.
22) Will Pokemon catching be a sport at this year's Olympic Games?
23) I think I'd be selected for the UK team to be honest.
24) What has my life come to?
25) Gotta catch 'em all.
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