How do you feel going back?
Fine, I don’t have a problem with it. Hey asked me to do it and they are going to pay me. So what the hell!
Do you think it will be different experience this time round?
Yes it will be different because I’m going to be a little bit different. I’m going to tone it down a bit. What hurt me the most last time was my interaction with the female housemates so I’m going to take a little off the top. I’m going to be nicer, less confrontational. I’m going to tone it down with the females. Confrontation with the males but not with the females. I have no idea who I’m going in there with.
Are you looking for romance in the house?
I hope there are some cute girls. The girls last time, nobody really turned me on.
Didn’t you like Mutya last time?
She was the best of the worst. I like a lady with a nice fat ass and a pretty face. I am not so much of a breast man. Maybe someone with a lot of money so if we did hit it off she could pay my way. I’m joking.
Anyone you would not like to see again from your Big Brother?
I don’t want Tina back in the house with me. Nothing bothers me that much. I’m pretty well in control of my emotions. I’m pretty open to everyone.
Who is your Ultimate Housemate?
I wrote a song about this being Ultimate Big Brother, and the last one. I had to do a bit of research on the show so I have seen a bit of it recently. But I am going to be the Ultimate. I have a better chance of winning than I did last time. I know the mistakes I made the last time.
Do you have tactics, any tricks up your sleeve?
Absolutely I have tricks up my sleeve but I am not telling. I’m not giving away secrets
Are you looking forward to tasks?
As long as Big Brother doesn’t slime me or do anything with my hair then I’m cool. Anything else I can deal with. I’m not the scared-y type. I’m pretty even keeled.
Do you think you might teach the housemates a thing or two about music or your style?
I don’t like to give away secrets. I’m getting too old, my stuff is mine. I’ll teach people how to do stuff in the kitchen. I have a cook book and I’m now a gourmet chef. I’m really good with steak, chicken, my speciality is meat.
So what does it take to win Big Brother?
You know what I don’t actually know what it takes to be a winner. I did a little research on past winners and for the life of me I couldn’t figure out what made them win. Especially the CBB I was on.
I have no idea how Ulrika won. I don’t think she should have won. I think Terry or me should have won. I totally expected Terry to win. He is smart, so knowledgeable about history and stuff, and I was funny and stupid. I was entertaining. If she is in Ultimate Big Brother I will be very surprised. She seems pretty boring, and I can’t see what made her win.
But you never know what people are thinking. I think this time I’ll be more Coolio.
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